Controlled beta · Manual review
Roast your friends.
Same photos. A funnier world. Pick a roast intensity, understand the access state, and only continue when the protected beta gate allows it.
How it works
A tiny process with big group-chat energy.
- 01
Choose the heat
Pick Light, Savage, or Nuclear. Every option stays centered on harmless photo energy.
- 02
Check the lane
Founder Beta and Free Test access are limited by their existing server-side gates.
- 03
Review before anything
Eligible submissions are subject to consent checks, capacity limits, and manual review.
The roast desk
Pick your heat.
Light, Savage, and Nuclear are always visible. Availability is not a promise: the intake below reports the current gated state before it ever permits an upload or secure hosted checkout.
No surprise automation
Founder Beta and Free Test records remain controlled, deduplicated, capacity-limited, and manually reviewed.
The roast room
Pick the heat. Choose your lane.
Start with the energy you want. Then choose a private Founder Beta smoke test or the limited free manual-review option for Instagram followers.
3. Consent-first founder intake
The private control room.
Checking the private Founder Beta state…
Safety acknowledgements
Required before a private Founder Beta photo can be selected.
Creative direction only — reviewers may use visible, non-sensitive cues from the submitted original photo to inform the Light roast. The image remains authentic and unaltered.
This is a non-payment Founder Beta smoke test. Roastify will not generate a roast, promise a download, open checkout, or send an automated delivery email.